Subway Corp. Grammatical Problems
This literally reads, “Our cridit card is broken means {out of order} sorry thanks you…” And what, might I ask you, does that mean!?
Hegel & Tragedy
If you’ve ever wondered what Hegelian Tragedy is, look no further:
“The tragedy in the realm of the ethical is to fall between the spell of two equal moral imperatives; thus the subject is constrained by the inextricable fate of failure no matter which he might choose.”
So I paraphrase this–discuss in comments, please.
Typo in the New York Times
There’s a typo in one of today’s NYT Editorials, California’s Condom Bill:

You’d think that a newpaper like the New York Times could devote staff to proofreading articles before publication, but I guess not. Even my little would have caught this 1-letter-off mistake.
