JEAN-PAUL SARTRE, 911 OPERATOR.
This is just too funny:
OPERATOR: 911. What is your urgence?
CALLER: Operator, I need an ambulance. I think I just cut my finger off in the blender …
OPERATOR: (The sound of a cigarette being lit, then an exhale.)
We should do this for all of our favorite philosophers. I call Jean Jacques Rousseau!
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